10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event