10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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