10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Welcome to kicker school
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?