10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."