10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow