10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders