10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.