10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!