10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers