10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts