10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo