10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --