10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!