10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz