10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?