10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier