10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz