10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.