10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "No river, no fish."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---