10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is for loners.