10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'