10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier