10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)