10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.