10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."