10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."