10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."