10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo