10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger