10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?