10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "No river, no fish."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson