10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Welcome to kicker school
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack