10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson