10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.