10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it