10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine