10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --