10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi