10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?