10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT