10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• It's Free To Fold...
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?