10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• im going to 2 out you to death
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)