10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow