10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez