10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth