10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.