10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• It's Free To Fold...
• "No river, no fish."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.