10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death