10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"