10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth